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The COBOL Cowboy!

Portrait of The COBOL Cowboy.
Photo of Stake Dango,
a.k.a. The COBOL Cowboy.

Welcome to the home of
The COBOL Cowboy.

The first choice in fixing your
COBOL emergency on legacy systems.

Business Stoppage? Stake can get you going again.

Hiring Problem? Let Stake help you find your next COBOL programmer.

Confusing legacy code? Let Stake make sense of it.

Performance Issues? Stake will have you optimized in no time.

Something else in mind? Contact The COBOL Cowboy today, and Stake Dango will work with you to accommodate all of your Enterprise needs.

Portrait of The COBOL Cowboy.
Photo of Stake's '67 Ford Mustang,
a.k.a. The WHITE STALLION.

The COBOL Cowboy Mission

Hola, Amigos!

Stake Dango is here to assist you in wrangling up all of your COBOL legacy system related needs.

Much like the cowboys of old, Stake Dango will ride into your town on The WHITE STALLION ('67 Ford Mustang) and get your code back in line with your expectations. At the end of it all, he will settle down and have a nice bottle of aged bourbon and a hot bath. If you want to join him, well you are both grownups and you can figure out the details when the time comes.

Integrity You Can Trust

Schedule a free consultation today with The COBOL Cowboy so you can discuss the dreams and ambitions you have for your COBOL based system.

Portrait of The COBOL Cowboy.
Photo of The Trouble-Shooter,
Stake Dango's 12 Gauge Handgun that he uses to eliminate the toughest bugs.

Services

Everything You Need AND MORE!

The COBOL Cowboy Can Do It All!

System Design The sky is the limit when Stake designs new programs for your business needs.

System Testing Bugs beware, Stake carries The TROUBLE-SHOOTER 12 Gauge Handgun to blast them to HELL!

System Deployment No plan, no problem. Stake will guide you through the deployment process easier than a greased pig stuffed with more grease.

System Maintenance Security, stability, and self esteem will once again be yours once Stake sets up his Pants Pending Self Maintenance program will give you all the tools you need to keep things running smoothly after he leaves.

System Enhancements Whatever you can dream up is within the limits, The COBOL Cowboy has been building new features for businesses like yours for OVER 40 YEARS!

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Photo of Stake Dango,
a.k.a. The COBOL Cowboy with some of his very happy customers.

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Photo of Stake Dango,
a.k.a. The COBOL Cowboy.

Contact

UPDATE FEB. 8, 2020: The COBOL Cowboy was acquired by Heavy Escorts!

All existing and future contracts will now be handled through their service. You can reach Heavy Escorts 24 hours a day by visiting their website https://heavyescorts.com.